Heey! My name's Dave Angel, eco warrior. Behind me there is my missus Shirley, and we haven't had sex for twelve years, which is fine because we got better things to do. For example the other day me and the wife were on our daily ramble helping the local wild poppies to germinate thus causing the decline of these beautiful flowers to cease when I came across a fox hunt, so of course me and the missus got naked and handcuffed ourselves to the hunt leaders bugle, the dastardly hunters ruining the beautiful equilibrium of the eco-system were so distraught they swore they would never kill another living thing. Eco-power, and rember always build roads across meadows and the such so you won't have to trample across the eco-system flattening precioous blades of glass.

Anyways its time for us eco-warriors to get moving, whilst i've been here chatting to you lot the amount of carbon monoxide in the worlds atmosphere has increased so much that a mosquito somewhere in the world is weeping, and that tear could have gone towards watering a poverty-stricken chinese mans paddy fields. Just think of the chain of events that occur when you release gaseous excretion from your rectus, and don't me started on what the sediment of said gas could do to the environment.

Eco-warriors away