This is the part of the show where you can write funny things about Jon's love interests or anything else that will make me laugh. Like Knocker Felson BUM WiLLy PoO SNaTCher PurPLe MOnKey DIsHwaSHer. But don't write that because I just did and that wouldn't be funny.

Will Curran is a dirty paedophile, if it isn't spelt right that's because im not a pieda nielson so why would I need to know, unlike WC (WaterCloset)that's where he takes his victims.
Kenny Wearn lives there too so watch out, and never drink from the water fountains in the toilets that's Kenny's shower cum sleeping quarters, plus I used to wee profusely in them! HAHA